All right we're going old school.
I pulled up to a little dinner party for a mansion expansion of fancy passionate fashion so I was feeling kinda silly wearing jeans and a tee, but I don’t know what else to do because I got em for free. And when the waiter came up to me he said what will it be? A bit of fine Pino Grigio with a baguette and brie. I didn’t understand the other words he listed you see, so I just threw down my napkin and then I got up to leave and shouted:

I want a hamburger sandwich!
Hamburger sandwich, baby!
Sitting on a bed of fries.
Sipping on a shake shake shake a shake shake or two.
I want a hamburger sandwich!
Hamburger sandwich, baby!
Sitting on a bed of fries.
Sipping on a shake shake shake a shake shake or two.

I owe a pretty lady an apology. She took me to a restaurant I said ok it’s gotta be another one of other lovers places to make out. But then she said the place was only open for take out. So I agreed and went ahead to give em my order but the only thing I gave em was a look from the horror. All the items on the menu looked completely bone-free. I drove away without her cuz it said "vegan only".

I want a hamburger sandwich!
Hamburger sandwich, baby!
Sitting on a bed of fries.
Sipping on a shake shake shake a shake shake or two.
I want a hamburger sandwich!
Hamburger sandwich, baby!
Sitting on a bed of fries.
Sipping on a shake shake shake a shake shake or two.

What’ll it be? What’ll it be?
They always say you gotta try to be healthy
What’ll it be? What’ll it be?
A double bacon cheesy burger for me
What’ll it be? What’ll it be?
They always say you gotta try to be healthy
What’ll it be? What’ll it be?
Ah yes, one hamburger sandwich please.

I want a hamburger sandwich!
Hamburger sandwich, baby!
Sitting on a bed of fries.
Sipping on a shake shake shake a shake shake or two.
I want a hamburger sandwich!
Hamburger sandwich, baby!
Sitting on a bed of fries.
Sipping on a shake shake shake a shake shake or two.

What’ll it be? What’ll it be?
They always say you gotta try to be healthy
What’ll it be? What’ll it be?
A double bacon cheesy burger for me
What’ll it be? What’ll it be?
They always say you gotta try to be healthy
What’ll it be? What’ll it be?
A double bacon cheesy burger for me